John Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town—and the world—from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions.
Now a Major Motion Picture.
"[Pargin] is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King... 'page-turner' is an understatement."
—Don Coscarelli, director, Phantasm I-V, Bubba Ho-tep
STOP.
You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you.
My name is David. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.
You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye.
The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.
The important thing is this:
The sauce is a drug, and it gives users a window into another dimension.
John and I never had the chance to say no.
You still do.
I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:
None of this was my fault.
- New eBook additions
- Start Something Good
- Available now
- New kids additions
- Black History Beyond February
- New teen additions
- Most popular
- Weird and Wonderful Fiction
- Try something different
- Libros de Ficción en Español para Adultos
- Libros de No Ficción en Español para Adultos
- Texas by the Book
- Kids in the Kitchen Cookbooks!
- See all ebooks collections
- Available now
- Start Something Good
- New audiobook additions
- Texas by the Book
- Black History Beyond February
- New kids additions
- New teen additions
- Most popular
- Try something different
- Audiolibros de No Ficción en Español para Adultos
- Audiolibros de Ficción en Español para Adultos
- Royal Drama!!
- Science Fiction Goes Beyond - BEANSTACK
- See all audiobooks collections
- 1,000 Books Before Kindergarten: Picture Books to Read Together
- Bringing Up Baby: Books for Babies and the People Who Raise Them
- Bedtime Stories to Share
- ABCs, 123s and More: Picture books that teach basic concepts
- Board Books for Babies
- Trucks, Cars and Things That Go
- New Picture Books
- Always Available Picture Books to Share with Kids
- 5 Minute (or Less!) Stories
- Read and Listen Titles
- Sunny Days: Celebrating Sesame Street
- Clifford the Big Red Dog
- How to Catch a . . .
- See all 1000 books before kindergarten collections
